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“For the past seven years I have done nothing but travel around the world getting shot up, locked up, blown up… and all I have to show for it are a couple of empty rolls of duct tape.”
— MacGyver
The Transmogrifier

The Transmogrifier


“It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.”
— Bill Watterson (via shotgunbaby)
SNIP! SNIP! suicideblonde: Edward Scissorhands

SNIP! SNIP!

suicideblonde:

Edward Scissorhands

kapi: 5 June 1989 The man stood alone in the middle of the road as the tanks approached. He held two bags, one in each hand. As the tanks came to a stop, he appeared to be trying to wave them away. In response, the front tank attempted to drive around the man, but the man repeatedly stepped into the path of the tank in a show of nonviolent action.

kapi:

5 June 1989

The man stood alone in the middle of the road as the tanks approached. He held two bags, one in each hand. As the tanks came to a stop, he appeared to be trying to wave them away. In response, the front tank attempted to drive around the man, but the man repeatedly stepped into the path of the tank in a show of nonviolent action.


(via concon)

(via concon)


This is Quiapo! ReBlog from cakeparade:

This is Quiapo!

ReBlog from cakeparade:


@theRecordStore: High Fidelity (2000)

  • Customer: Hi, do you have the song "I Just Called To Say I Love You?" It's for my daughter's birthday.
  • Barry: Yea we have it.
  • Customer: Great great... Well, can I have it?
  • Barry: No, you can't.
  • Customer: Why not?!
  • Barry: Because it's sentimental tacky crap that's why. Do we look like a store that sells "I Just Called to Say I Love You"? Go to the mall!
  • Customer: What's your problem?!
  • Barry: Do you even know your daughter? There's no way she likes that song! Oh oh oh wait! Is she in a coma?
  • Customer: Oh, okay buddy. I didn't know it was Pick on the Middle-Aged Square Guy Day. My apologies. I'll be on my way.
  • Barry: [sarcastically] Buh-bye!
“It’s brilliant, being depressed; you can behave as badly as you like.”
— Rob (High Fidelity - 2000)
“I went to a record store, they said they specialized in hard-to-find records. NOTHING WAS ALPHABETIZED!”
— Mitch Hedberg (Do You Believe in Gosh? - 2008)
(via aeropuertos) Fidelity is high.

(via aeropuertos)

Fidelity is high.


“This is what my friend said to me; he said, “Guess what I like, mashed potatoes.” It’s like,”Dude. you gotta give me time to guess. If you’re gonna quiz me, you must insert a pause in there.”
— Mitch Hedberg (Strategic Grill Locations - 1999)

“Last Words” by The Real Tuesday Weld from Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist

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